Zombie Attack
A few days ago John Luke turned into a zombie and started to attack everyone.
Risking life and limb I managed to take this picture as he tried to grab me and eat my brain.
I led him outside and into some dense woodland, where I managed to lose him.
We have not seen him since, but at night we can hear strange noises in the garden.
If you see him, run for your life and scream like a baby.
See this video evidence (very scary with the sound turned up!).
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February 1st, 2009 at 1:33 pm
its quiet in machrie too quiet.
January 30th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Message to Charlie,
I haven’t seen or heard any zombie activity for the last few days. It must be the rain or something.
How are things in Machrie?
January 29th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
that makes all the difference (yeah right)
January 28th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I will just eat you plain then
January 25th, 2009 at 11:39 am
yes i do mind
from charlie(weir).
January 24th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Yes oh no oh yea do you mind if I eat you with salt and vinigar
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
oh no!!!!
from charlie(weir)
January 18th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
No it is not safe yet!!! & buy the way I will kill you!! ha ha ha ha ha cough cough.
January 12th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
this room is officially wrecked
from charlie(weir)
January 12th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
hang on a knock at the door aaagh its JL get away get away from jake.Jake bite him crash bang wallop.JL must be the only thing that survived jake AKA crazy pup. Hes returned to the Lakin.
from charlie(weir)
January 12th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
ok thats ansered it.you ok?
from charlie(weir)
January 7th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Sorry Charlie but it is still not safe!!
Wait what’s that noise???
Who’s there???
Abby is that you??
Wait you’re not Abby!! NO KEEP AWAY!!
AAAARRGHHH!! GURGLE, COUGH, SPLUTTER!!!
January 7th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
is it safe now?
from charlie(weir).
December 27th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
It is really scary my sister is not going to
sleep for a long time.
September 7th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
really scary John Luke!
Melissa won’t be able to sleep tonight!!!!!
September 6th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
I’m getting out of here, fast!
September 6th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
“News flash! At 12:00pm on a calm Sunday afternoon, the normally so cheerful JL suddenly appeared out of no where as a Zombie. What could have turned JL into something like this!�
“The Met has advised everyone not to approach him, as making eye contact with JL will result in you becoming a Zombie too!�
“World leaders have come together to save humanity, before it’s too late!â€?
“Everyone is advised to lock their doors, windows, also not to go out and keeping watching the telly for further information.�
“Imran, reporting live from Lakin farm, Torbeg, the Isle of Arran……â€?
“Back to you sue at the studio.�
Newsreader, Sue: “Watch out Imran JL is behind you! Don’t make eye contact!�
After a while………….
Imran: “We shall take JL as our leader and shall take over the world hahahahahaha (evil laughter)�