Archive for the 'JL' Category

Devil Boy

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

John Luke and his friends do a lot of exploring around the farm.
On there last outing John Luke found a mean looking rusty old grappling hook type thing (with four sharp barbed spikes).
This picture shows John Luke pretending to smash the hook into an imaginary enemy.
Too much TV and Playstation if you ask me.

A Funny Thing Happened

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

John Luke’s school has just published its annual A Funny Thing Happened booklet. A collection of real life funny stories written by the school kids.
There are some very good stories in the book, this is John Luke’s:
‘When me and my friend were in a wardrobe. We found some nappies.
We put them on. We laughed so [...]

Zombie Attack

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

A few days ago John Luke turned into a zombie and started to attack everyone.
Risking life and limb I managed to take this picture as he tried to grab me and eat my brain.
I led him outside and into some dense woodland, where I managed to lose him.
We have not seen him since, but at [...]

Long John Luke

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

We have bought ourselves a boat, so as to take to the high seas me hearties, oo arrr! Jim lad and all that.
In this fine 12 foot vessel we hope to catch a multitude of fish and haul ourselves some fine lobsters and crabs.
We have oars and an outboard motor (guess which will be used [...]

Home Alone In Reverse

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

Oh dear, John-Luke has gone to sleep over at his friend’s house tonight and has left his parents home alone.
Ruth is worried sick about him, “Do you think he’ll be all right? …. What if he wakes up in the middle of the night?….” and so on.
I on the other hand am only partially concerned [...]